uhouse:

discodick:

hesajoke:

souleveuncannibale:

THE WOODEN SPOON
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

Never had the coathanger but the rest, oh yes

My mum was clever as all hell… she pinched my stomach. That shit hurt like hell, and no one would ever notice. public display of child discipline? Pffft, No one ever knew, she was very ninja like that. They just see a kid crying for whatever reason.

dat belt. and the slapping.
cue the nightmares

Where is the hickory switch? That was the worse since you had to go pick it yourself. lets not even mention the small plywood bar my uncle would use. oTL

uhouse:

discodick:

hesajoke:

souleveuncannibale:

THE WOODEN SPOON

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

Never had the coathanger but the rest, oh yes

My mum was clever as all hell… she pinched my stomach. That shit hurt like hell, and no one would ever notice. public display of child discipline? Pffft, No one ever knew, she was very ninja like that. They just see a kid crying for whatever reason.

dat belt. and the slapping.

cue the nightmares

Where is the hickory switch? That was the worse since you had to go pick it yourself. lets not even mention the small plywood bar my uncle would use. oTL

(via noelexx)

Let's get weird..please?
  • 1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
  • 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
  • 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
  • 4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
  • 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
  • 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
  • 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
  • 8: Are you close with your dad?
  • 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
  • 10: What are you listening to?
  • 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
  • 12. Do you like hickeys?
  • 13: What time do you go to bed?
  • 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
  • 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
  • 16: Do you always answer your texts?
  • 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
  • 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
  • 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
  • 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
  • 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
  • 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
  • 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
  • 25: In the past week, have you cried?
  • 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
  • 27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
  • 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
  • 29: Do you have a best friend?
  • 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 31: Who was your last call from?
  • 32: Are you mad at anyone?
  • 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
  • 35: How many more days until your birthday?
  • 36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
  • 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
  • 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
  • 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
  • 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  • 41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
  • 42: Are you available?
  • 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
  • 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
  • 45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
  • 46: Do you regret anything?
  • 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
  • 48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
  • 49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
  • 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
  • 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
  • 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
  • 53: What was the last thing you ate?
  • 54: Did you get any compliments today?
  • 55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
  • 56: Do you own anything from other countries?
  • 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
  • 58: Where have you lived most of your life?
  • 59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
  • 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
  • 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
  • 62: Who do you text the most?
  • 63: What was the last movie you saw?
  • 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
  • 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
  • 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
  • 67: Do you curse around your parents?
  • 68: Are you happy with where you live?
  • 69: Do you collect anything?
  • 70: What’s your favourite colour?
  • 71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
  • 72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
  • 73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
  • 74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
  • 75: Does your last ex have a job?
  • 76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
  • 77: Where is your cellphone?
  • 78: What colour is your cellphone?
  • 79: What did you dream of last night?
  • 80: Are you atheist?
  • 81: Will you change your name when you get married?
  • 82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
  • 83: Have you had any big storms recently?
  • 84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?

lokilies:

ally-osaur:

dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING

I’M GONNA FUCK THAT HORSE. 

(via kreetchur)

AHA! I finally organized my computer and got all the old useless files cleaned out and the important ones put in their right spots. PARTY TIME!

Wait.

ohthehumanityy:

You can download different tumblr dashboards? Wth why are some people’s dashboards white and stuff wth

 or am I just losing my mind…

yessss. You can. You silly little princess. Use this link and have stylish downloaded and you can has all the themes.

http://userstyles.org/styles/browse/tumblr

Note to self: reorganize the entirety of all computer documents. You need to get rid of useless crap and this weekend will be the best for you, especially if done on Monday. Organizing Monday. It’s your thing now, so do it.

@hugmeimakitty

hugmeimakitty:

muffinpirates:

I see you. I see what you’re doing. Why you so active when I’m about to leave for school? You make me sad cause I wants to talk with you again. I want hugs. Come back to me and talk to me again~ *dramatic tears and hugging*


QuQ OMG BUBU~ DEAR SWEET JESUS I MISSED YOU TOOO!! *clings* OMG PLZ COME BACK AND LOVVVVVVEEEEEE MEEEEEE! IM SO SORRY FOR NOT CONTACTING YOU! ;A; I have been out of internet for sooo long!! And I drew sooo much! ksdufauehlajsdnlbcfuaelnskdjnbv WHY ARENT WE HUGGING MORE?!

WE MUST HUG MORE!!! I WANT TO SEE ALL THE DRAWINGS! I’M SORRY YOU HAVEN’T HAD INTERNET FOR SO LONG. I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE YOOOOUUU SO MUCH! I’M ABOUT TO TEAR UP CAUSE I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH. WE MUST TALK MORE WHEN I GET HOME FROM SCHOOL, CAUSE I AM ABOUT TO WALK OUT THE DOOR.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU~~~~~~~~~!

@hugmeimakitty

I see you. I see what you’re doing. Why you so active when I’m about to leave for school? You make me sad cause I wants to talk with you again. I want hugs. Come back to me and talk to me again~ *dramatic tears and hugging*

gazzymouse:

tina-bo-bina:

gazzymouse:

(x) My dads said I’m not even allowed to talk to you.

Wade and Peter shooting the shit…and Wade being a troll…XD

#DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

(via retrobird)

A short horror story: